Aaron Hall - I Miss You

I originally was just going to mention this song in passing along with a bunch of other songs, but after watching the video that I haven’t seen since the 90’s I decided it deserves its own post because there’s so much going on. 

0:10 second mark - The top half of Aaron’s head is big as fuck. I don’t mention this to be petty. I think it actually plays a part in what is about to unfold. 

0:35 - Remember when Black women could be in music videos without having gigantic asses? Security wouldn’t even let her serve snacks on the lot of a Gudda Gudda video in 2014. 

0:42 - Oh Lord look at this suit. The waist is narrow as fuck and the sleeves are oversized. Keep looking at his suit in subsequent shots of the video, its the gift that keeps on giving. Forget Steve Harvey, this is some Captain Crunch selection type shit. All he need is the tassels. 

1:04 - Huge mistake. Almost every man be thinking about marriage after he bust a nut. That’s when we’re at our most vulnerable and subject to error. You can’t make no life decisions within 60 minutes of having sex. 

1:25 - forreal tho look at those sleeves. 

1:55 - Damn she really is fine as fuck though. I don’t know where this bitch went but I would miss her too. 

2:20 - This is what I was alluding to earlier. That baby got a big ass Bonk’s Adventure head like his daddy and he’s bringing the ruckus in her womb. She already know she’s gonna have a C-Section, that shit ain’t coming out naturally.

2:40 - They already had a big ass white dog at the beginning of the video. Now he just bought a puppy AND they’re having a baby. Doing entirely too much. 

3:16 - She been on the verge of death in the kitchen giving birth to Caillou on the floor and this nigga just now waking up. 

3:24 - This nigga sleep with his gold chain on! Look at it swing in the moonlight

3:44 - This shit is getting emotional. “I Miss You” is in the top 10 songs of niggas losing they mind at the end of the track. Wanya Morris Tha God has the crown though. At the end of every Boyz II Men song he damn near caught the holy ghost. 

It doesn’t matter if the song was about Starburst he’d break out in tears begging for the last pink one. 

4:20 - Why is this baby bundle so God damn big? Was it born with a Nicki Minaj’s ass implants? That ain’t no pamper this baby moving dope already. 

90’s videos were so dramatic. Somebody always had to die. 

I loved the ridiculousness from start to finish






i really wish dumb rappers would stop speaking on ferguson smh

bitch bye.

so what exactly was Dumb?

"i’m not saying he deserved to die but i’m saying its his fault and everyone should get over it"

"one of the things that’s wrong with black people is they can’t take a beating and keep their heads down and move on quietly"

"situations where your rights get violated and you don’t get treated humanely and with dignity are your responsibility"

"get out of baggy clothes and maybe they won’t shoot you"

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"Are you fucking my man or not?"

"I absolutely am every night."

Still brings me joy

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Trailer for Tak3n.

Exfiles Taken 3 Liam Neeson






San Francisco Chinese Restaurant Temporarily Closes Because White Gentrifiers are Annoying and Entitled

A series of customer complaints angered the chef-owner of the small Chinese restaurant so much that he chose to shut the doors, albeit, temporarily, SF Eater reports.

“We are closed because of you (customers),” one sign read.

“So…yes we use MSG, we don’t believe in organic food, and we don’t give a shit about gluten free,” a sign directly below the first proclaims.

The chef tells KGO-TV that he made the signs because he was tired of catering too hard to satisfy patrons.

To illustrate his frustration, he explained one of the incidents that led to the closure:

“The second guy came up to me and said, ‘The rule is, if we don’t like it we don’t have to pay.’ And as he walked out he started cursing at me and that’s when I went ‘poof’,” the chef says.

An employee with the restaurant told the SF Eater that another incident occurred just prior. In that case, the party refused to pay for their meals after saying the food was “too spicy.”

(To quickly address the stigmatization of MSG- it is racist bullshit)



Too. Spicy.

White people are just collectively useless in San Francisco.

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if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

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